Sonoran spotted whiptail
SONORAN WHIPTAIL LIZARD: PERSONAL AD
No, not Single White Lady but Sonoran Whiptail Lizard
in search of mate, no, make that independent companion—
I am parthenogenetic in case you didn’t know—I can reproduce
without a mate. So, to continue…
SWL seeks independent companion for fun in Sonoran Desert.
A variety of romantic venues: desert terrain, canyons, hills, low valleys.
Lingering mid-morning sun-baths.
Prolonged winter nap.
Sensuous, lethargic movements with possible scurrying from one shaded area to another.
Epicurean delights: spiders, termites, grasshoppers.
Travel, especially hiking, in the Sonoran Desert. Companion must have no fear of La Migra
when crossing the border.
Must be very fit, jump with agility, perform sporadic push-ups.
Must enjoy welts inflicted with my extremely long whipping tail.
Appearance important. Prefer fashionista who appreciates earth tones, pin stripes or spotted
Only serious need apply.
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